Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Limericks!!!

Mr. Wonka his child née ‘Willy’
Striped pants, a queer dance, oh so silly
He lured rotten kids
into tubes, chutes and vids
and murdered the tots willy-nilly

Poor Violet, he said ‘liquor’s quicker’
then dangled gobstoppers to trick her
It’s obscene how this man
and his devious plan
filled her jumpsuit with juice just to prick her

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